March 16, 2008

Solarbabies, baby

Things I learn after watching Solarbabies (1986)

1. in the future, when the world is destroyed, the wild desert will have smooth paved roads that leads to the only town in the next 100 miles so you can skate there on roller skates after you escape a dictatorship government who told you "there ain't nothing out there." Hah, that will teach them.

2. roller skates on smooth pavement in the wild is faster then motorcycles on pursuit.

3. it's easier to jump over a broken bridge when you have a heavy back pack, as long as you have roller skates!

4. if you found a mysterious orb out of nowhere, and now suddenly regained the ability to hear without hearing aid, it must be the power from the orb. So please do talk to it, I mean, him, or her.

5. flying orb has one major draw back: people can steal it when it's not flying.

6. if a bloody war ended in the destruction of your people, you can get back at the evil enemy by sneaking into their heavily armed base with roller skates.

7. a stick used to play dry ice hockey is more powerful then a pulse rifle.

If this is not already clear, buy roller skates, they will be very useful in a post-apocalyptic future.

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